My Puppy Can Teach You Marketing

I have a black lab pup who has an extraordinarily quirky habit: she makes piles of things. You let her outside, and she will literally spend hours nosing around in the woods, dragging sticks (and sometimes parts of fallen trees) into a designated area of the yard. (I have yet to figure out how she picks her coordinates). She will do this repeatedly, and you can’t distract her from it. She gets tunnel vision, and takes this personal task very seriously.

campfire I was sitting on my front porch in the morning chill drinking that almighty first cup of coffee, watching her engage in her ritual. On this particular morning, she was working on two piles across the yard from one another as my gears were turning on a marketing plan for a client.

It suddenly hit me that her mystifying and endearing habit actually has some merit in the marketing world.

You make choices when you market.

Much like the aforementioned stick piles, you survey the landscape and pick certain things out of it to focus on:

  1. What do you want your campaign to do? Sell stuff? Get people to hang around and comment? Entice people to pay your bills? (Good luck on that one.)
  2. Who should you be asking to perform this action?
  3. Where do you find those people?
  4. How do you bridge those above three together?

Pile of Sticks #1: Your objective

You can’t do anything else until you figure out what you want the consumer to do. Trudge into your Forest of Big Ideas, and force yourself to pluck out a few twigs or maybe one or two big sticks. Avoid picking out a ginormous shrub, no matter how pretty it looks…too much going on, and besides, they can attract bees. These piles shouldn’t be too big. Resist that urge to grab the branch labeled “branding,” the one across from it named, “buy stuff” and the other one named “all information possible in the world so that hopefully something will stick.” (That’s a big sucker and it’s probably rotting with maggots all over it. I think that makes it clear how I feel about that method, no?)

You waste energy trying to drag the whole forest when you just need a few logs. Pick what’s most compelling and don’t get tempted by the stuff around it that will serve no purpose other than creating noise.

Pile of Sticks #2: Who might want to do the action?

I know that all of us would like to think what we offer appeals to everyone. As a business, it’s hard to get away from saying, “But who wouldn’t WANT to do this?” The answer to that is: plenty of people.

There are obvious examples, like trying to sell palm trees to someone in Maine. If you’re reading this, hopefully you’re not that guy, and if you are, I refuse to help you. My apologies.

If you’re selling something like propane to residential customers (which, frankly, is on my mind because AmeriGas is an evil empire and I just want my fireplace to work…but I digress) then you’re not going to pass out flyers at an apartment complex. So, that automatically has you pick out the sticks in the Demographic Forest for homeowners. Seems pretty obvious, but there are some other twigs you should throw on that pile. How about homebuilders? Strike up a deal for the neighborhood they’re building where you’ll provide a discounted service if they recommend you. Talk to realtors that might be selling newly constructed homes, or those that are selling existing ones to put in a good word for you.  (I’ll touch on that in a future entry about how NOT to get another referral, ever again….for now, read SmallFuel’s advice on Ditching the Hard Sell.)

Once you start seeking out your big sticks, you’ll see a lot of twigs on it. Make your pile.

Pile of Sticks #3: Finding these people

Thanks to the Internet, this can either be really easy, or really hard, depending on how you look at it. There’s tons of information, forums, online communities and more to find these people. That’s also the rain pain-in-the-butt part. There are SO many. If you are purely trying to network locally, city sites and getting out there to give the handshake is going to be effective for you. Hire someone to draw up press releases for you and get them into the local paper.

If location is no object for your business, then you have a lot of digging you can do. Network with people online constantly. Have a website, and be sure it doesn’t make people weep. (I have a whole list of examples.) Refresh your content, participate in communities, and seek possibilities to get connected through others via sites like LinkedIn.com.

Pile of Sticks #4: Create your message and disseminate accordingly.

See these piles you have, now? You have your objective, your market, your methods. Planning’s over, it’s time for the true test. Hopefuly before all this you have set up your brand and have all of that locked down. Now all you have to do is communicate it. How do you do that?

Put those piles together, grab a match, and light the fire.

13 Comments...

  1. Naomi Dunford on November 10th, 2007 said:

    I wonder if I can sneak your puppy across the border. I could pretend I brought him in with me when I went across the first time. No?

    Susan - you, as usual, rule.

  2. Susan on November 10th, 2007 said:

    It’s a she. Since you don’t even know the sex, you’re automatically disqualified.

    Plus, she’s a highly American dog. She wouldn’t want anything to do with you odd Canadians.

    :)

  3. shane on November 10th, 2007 said:

    So here’s what I need to compete this philosophical challenge: the real life answer (an example)!

    Meaning here is what I got: figure out your message and your target audience, then find out where they hide and how you will raid their mind space - then begin the assault.

    I need a concrete example. Say I want to increase my pickle sales. Recent statistics have shown that the elderly have been developing this weird pickle fetish. Old people have strong concentration in retirement communities, nursing homes, and parks. So your conclusion is that dressing up as a pickle and pushing my pickle carts through old folks home is my methodology. And thats it right? Unless your dog puts me in a pile first.

  4. Susan on November 10th, 2007 said:

    No, you’d target the food company that the retirement communities and nursing homes use, and hit up the hot dog vendor in the park.

    See? You put the wrong stick in the pile. I think it’s pretty safe to say that any methodology I’d recommend wouldn’t involve a pickle costume.

  5. shane on November 10th, 2007 said:

    ahhh thats why you are in marketing. I would have worn the pickle suit.

  6. Michael on November 10th, 2007 said:

    I was afraid where you might be going with this when you said your puppy makes piles! I know a lot of people, me sometimes too, who make “piles” of their work. Not a very good way to end up.

    Interesting that you have an obsessive-compulsive dog. Couldn’t have anything to do with the owner, could it?

    But I do like where you went with the object lesson. Too often I start on something without really deciding the objective first. And yes, that does pretty much guarantee I will make a pile of it . . .

  7. Susan on November 11th, 2007 said:

    @shane: That’s totally unacceptable. Unless you get Julie to take a picture, then it’s a completely allowable tactic.

    @Michael: Oh trust me, she makes those kinds of piles as well. It’s actually funny she’s all ocd about her stick piles, because she’s bred from a line of hunting labs. You’d think she’d be all…I dunno…drinking beer, burping, and watching football. So much for genetics.

  8. Naomi Dunford on November 11th, 2007 said:

    @ Shane - How much would it cost me to see you in a pickle suit?

  9. shane on November 11th, 2007 said:

    next haloween. I was a celery this year.

  10. The Other Half on November 12th, 2007 said:

    Ms. Belle simply cannot be Canadian. She doesn’t speak any French. She’s not conservative. She uses the US dollar, however weak it may be, to buy her kibbles. She doesn’t go to watch movies in a “theatre,” and doesn’t see herself as the “colour” black.

    She does, however, feel strongly “aboot” her bark being a “woof,” despite the canadian-like spelling. Ms. Belle is “sceptical” “aboot” a lot of things, but her nationality is not one of them.

    So there…

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